Alphabet City Crinkle Book
Primary colored fish of various quantities and ravenous butterfly larvae are fine for other babies, but your infant? Your baby is looking for something a bit more elevated, a smidge more challenging.
Enter The Newborn Yorker, the finest in parody journalism for the teething set. This soft cotton book (with extra-crinkly lining) has a colorful cover and 4 pages of articles and cartoons. A soft batting gives the magazine an extra bit of delightful loft. Experts* recommend introducing your baby to criticism and commentary as early as birth for optimal dry humor development, and you really wouldn’t want to mess that up, would you?
*TV writers, probably
The Alphabet City Issue's contents include:
Restaurant Review/A Reporter at Small/Cartoon Caption Contest
Dimensions: 6”x8”x1”
Materials:
Cover and pages: Digitally printed 100% cotton fabric
Interior cover: Foxglove 100% Kona cotton
100% polyester batting
Crinkle fabric (TPU- BPA/Phthalate-free, meets all CPSIA and EN71 safety standards)
Also available as a soft book (no crinkle)- send us a message if you prefer no crinkle!
Primary colored fish of various quantities and ravenous butterfly larvae are fine for other babies, but your infant? Your baby is looking for something a bit more elevated, a smidge more challenging.
Enter The Newborn Yorker, the finest in parody journalism for the teething set. This soft cotton book (with extra-crinkly lining) has a colorful cover and 4 pages of articles and cartoons. A soft batting gives the magazine an extra bit of delightful loft. Experts* recommend introducing your baby to criticism and commentary as early as birth for optimal dry humor development, and you really wouldn’t want to mess that up, would you?
*TV writers, probably
The Alphabet City Issue's contents include:
Restaurant Review/A Reporter at Small/Cartoon Caption Contest
Dimensions: 6”x8”x1”
Materials:
Cover and pages: Digitally printed 100% cotton fabric
Interior cover: Foxglove 100% Kona cotton
100% polyester batting
Crinkle fabric (TPU- BPA/Phthalate-free, meets all CPSIA and EN71 safety standards)
Also available as a soft book (no crinkle)- send us a message if you prefer no crinkle!
Primary colored fish of various quantities and ravenous butterfly larvae are fine for other babies, but your infant? Your baby is looking for something a bit more elevated, a smidge more challenging.
Enter The Newborn Yorker, the finest in parody journalism for the teething set. This soft cotton book (with extra-crinkly lining) has a colorful cover and 4 pages of articles and cartoons. A soft batting gives the magazine an extra bit of delightful loft. Experts* recommend introducing your baby to criticism and commentary as early as birth for optimal dry humor development, and you really wouldn’t want to mess that up, would you?
*TV writers, probably
The Alphabet City Issue's contents include:
Restaurant Review/A Reporter at Small/Cartoon Caption Contest
Dimensions: 6”x8”x1”
Materials:
Cover and pages: Digitally printed 100% cotton fabric
Interior cover: Foxglove 100% Kona cotton
100% polyester batting
Crinkle fabric (TPU- BPA/Phthalate-free, meets all CPSIA and EN71 safety standards)
Also available as a soft book (no crinkle)- send us a message if you prefer no crinkle!