Taxi Cab Crinkle Book

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Primary colored fish of various quantities and ravenous butterfly larvae are fine for other babies, but your infant? Your baby is looking for something a bit more elevated, a smidge more challenging.

Enter The Newborn Yorker, the finest in parody journalism for the teething set. This soft cotton book (with extra-crinkly lining) has a colorful cover and 4 pages of articles and cartoons. A soft batting gives the magazine an extra bit of delightful loft. Experts* recommend introducing your baby to criticism and commentary as early as birth for optimal dry humor development, and you really wouldn’t want to mess that up, would you?

*TV writers, probably

The Taxi Cab Issue's contents include:

Culture Preview/Dad Jokes/Cartoon Caption Contest

Dimensions: 6”x8”x1”

Materials:

Cover and pages: Digitally printed 100% cotton fabric

Interior cover: Marine Blue 100% Kona cotton

100% polyester batting

Crinkle fabric (TPU- BPA/Phthalate-free, meets all CPSIA and EN71 safety standards)

Also available as a soft book (no crinkle)- send us a message if you prefer no crinkle!

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Primary colored fish of various quantities and ravenous butterfly larvae are fine for other babies, but your infant? Your baby is looking for something a bit more elevated, a smidge more challenging.

Enter The Newborn Yorker, the finest in parody journalism for the teething set. This soft cotton book (with extra-crinkly lining) has a colorful cover and 4 pages of articles and cartoons. A soft batting gives the magazine an extra bit of delightful loft. Experts* recommend introducing your baby to criticism and commentary as early as birth for optimal dry humor development, and you really wouldn’t want to mess that up, would you?

*TV writers, probably

The Taxi Cab Issue's contents include:

Culture Preview/Dad Jokes/Cartoon Caption Contest

Dimensions: 6”x8”x1”

Materials:

Cover and pages: Digitally printed 100% cotton fabric

Interior cover: Marine Blue 100% Kona cotton

100% polyester batting

Crinkle fabric (TPU- BPA/Phthalate-free, meets all CPSIA and EN71 safety standards)

Also available as a soft book (no crinkle)- send us a message if you prefer no crinkle!

Primary colored fish of various quantities and ravenous butterfly larvae are fine for other babies, but your infant? Your baby is looking for something a bit more elevated, a smidge more challenging.

Enter The Newborn Yorker, the finest in parody journalism for the teething set. This soft cotton book (with extra-crinkly lining) has a colorful cover and 4 pages of articles and cartoons. A soft batting gives the magazine an extra bit of delightful loft. Experts* recommend introducing your baby to criticism and commentary as early as birth for optimal dry humor development, and you really wouldn’t want to mess that up, would you?

*TV writers, probably

The Taxi Cab Issue's contents include:

Culture Preview/Dad Jokes/Cartoon Caption Contest

Dimensions: 6”x8”x1”

Materials:

Cover and pages: Digitally printed 100% cotton fabric

Interior cover: Marine Blue 100% Kona cotton

100% polyester batting

Crinkle fabric (TPU- BPA/Phthalate-free, meets all CPSIA and EN71 safety standards)

Also available as a soft book (no crinkle)- send us a message if you prefer no crinkle!